{"product_id":"the-boss-the-assistant-matching-hoodie-set-2-matchy-mutts","title":"The Boss \u0026 The Assistant Matching Hoodie Set | 2 Matchy Mutts","description":"\u003ch3\u003eYour annual review is in. It's not great.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou fetch things. You work 5am shifts. You've memorised every dietary preference. The thanks? Drool on your jeans and a look that says \"you're late with breakfast.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut one tail wag and you forgive everything. You absolute pushover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey get \"Boss.\" You get \"Assistant.\" The org chart your house pretends doesn't exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHuman hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e S–2XL, 6 colours | \u003cstrong\u003eDog tank:\u003c\/strong\u003e M\/L\/XL\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShips from Printify. Allow 5–10 business days.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📏 Human Hoodie Size Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eChest Width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBody Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\" (46 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\" (69 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\" (51 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\" (71 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\" (56 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\" (74 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\" (61 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\" (76 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\" (66 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\" (79 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\" (71 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\" (81 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasured flat. Chest = 1\" below armhole. Length = center back neck to hem. Actual garment may vary ±1\".\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🐾 Pet Tank Size Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBest For\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15-18\" (38-46 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12-16\" (30-41 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBeagles, Corgis\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20-24\" (51-61 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16-20\" (41-51 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLabs, Goldens\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24-28\" (61-71 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20-24\" (51-61 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGerman Shepherds, Huskies\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasure your dog's chest at the widest point and back length from collar to tail base. When between sizes, size up.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Matchy Mutts","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":46088301936812,"sku":null,"price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/9536\/9132\/files\/flatlay_02_boss_assistant.png?v=1774866068","url":"https:\/\/2matchymutts.com\/products\/the-boss-the-assistant-matching-hoodie-set-2-matchy-mutts","provider":"Matchy-mutts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}