[TEMPORARILY OUT OF STOCK] Emotional Support Matching Hoodie Set | 2 Matchy Mutts
Heads up — this is a 2-piece matching set!
You'll see TWO sets of dropdowns below: one for the human hoodie and one for the dog tank. Pick the color and size for each item — because one order, two legends.
No, you're not seeing double. Yes, you need to fill in both. That's the whole point.
Zero qualifications. Perfect record.
No degree. No training. Boundaries? They ate those along with your slippers. But they've kept you sane through every breakup, bad boss, and 2am spiral — just by showing up and refusing to leave your side.
Unlicensed therapy. Unconditional love. This makes it official.
Human hoodie: S–2XL, 6 colours | Dog tank: M/L/XL
Side effects: ugly crying in the park.
Ships from Printify. Allow 5–10 business days.
📏 Human Hoodie Size Guide
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" (46 cm) | 27" (69 cm) |
| M | 20" (51 cm) | 28" (71 cm) |
| L | 22" (56 cm) | 29" (74 cm) |
| XL | 24" (61 cm) | 30" (76 cm) |
| 2XL | 26" (66 cm) | 31" (79 cm) |
| 3XL | 28" (71 cm) | 32" (81 cm) |
Measured flat. Chest = 1" below armhole. Length = center back neck to hem. Actual garment may vary ±1".
🐾 Pet Tank Size Guide
| Size | Chest | Length | Best For |
|---|---|---|---|
| M | 15-18" (38-46 cm) | 12-16" (30-41 cm) | Beagles, Corgis |
| L | 20-24" (51-61 cm) | 16-20" (41-51 cm) | Labs, Goldens |
| XL | 24-28" (61-71 cm) | 20-24" (51-61 cm) | German Shepherds, Huskies |
Measure your dog's chest at the widest point and back length from collar to tail base. When between sizes, size up.