The Boss & The Assistant Matching Hoodie Set | 2 Matchy Mutts
The Boss & The Assistant Matching Hoodie Set | 2 Matchy Mutts
Heads up — this is a 2-piece matching set!
You'll see TWO sets of dropdowns below: one for the human hoodie and one for the dog tank. Pick the color and size for each item — because one order, two legends.
No, you're not seeing double. Yes, you need to fill in both. That's the whole point.
Your annual review is in. It's not great.
You fetch things. You work 5am shifts. You've memorised every dietary preference. The thanks? Drool on your jeans and a look that says "you're late with breakfast."
But one tail wag and you forgive everything. You absolute pushover.
They get "Boss." You get "Assistant." The org chart your house pretends doesn't exist.
Human hoodie: S–2XL, 6 colours | Dog tank: M/L/XL
Ships from Printify. Allow 5–10 business days.
📏 Human Hoodie Size Guide
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" (46 cm) | 27" (69 cm) |
| M | 20" (51 cm) | 28" (71 cm) |
| L | 22" (56 cm) | 29" (74 cm) |
| XL | 24" (61 cm) | 30" (76 cm) |
| 2XL | 26" (66 cm) | 31" (79 cm) |
| 3XL | 28" (71 cm) | 32" (81 cm) |
Measured flat. Chest = 1" below armhole. Length = center back neck to hem. Actual garment may vary ±1".
🐾 Pet Tank Size Guide
| Size | Chest | Length | Best For |
|---|---|---|---|
| M | 15-18" (38-46 cm) | 12-16" (30-41 cm) | Beagles, Corgis |
| L | 20-24" (51-61 cm) | 16-20" (41-51 cm) | Labs, Goldens |
| XL | 24-28" (61-71 cm) | 20-24" (51-61 cm) | German Shepherds, Huskies |
Measure your dog's chest at the widest point and back length from collar to tail base. When between sizes, size up.