I Work For My Dog Matching Hoodie Set | 2 Matchy Mutts
I Work For My Dog Matching Hoodie Set | 2 Matchy Mutts
Heads up — this is a 2-piece matching set!
You'll see TWO sets of dropdowns below: one for the human hoodie and one for the dog tank. Pick the color and size for each item — because one order, two legends.
No, you're not seeing double. Yes, you need to fill in both. That's the whole point.
Salary: face licks. Hours: non-negotiable.
Your schedule revolves around someone who eats garbage off the pavement and barks at their own reflection. And honestly? Best boss you've ever had.
No interview. No contract. Compensation is one look that makes the entire day worth it.
Human hoodie: S–2XL, 6 colours | Dog tank: M/L/XL
Resignation letter: filed and ignored.
Ships from Printify. Allow 5–10 business days.
📏 Human Hoodie Size Guide
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" (46 cm) | 27" (69 cm) |
| M | 20" (51 cm) | 28" (71 cm) |
| L | 22" (56 cm) | 29" (74 cm) |
| XL | 24" (61 cm) | 30" (76 cm) |
| 2XL | 26" (66 cm) | 31" (79 cm) |
| 3XL | 28" (71 cm) | 32" (81 cm) |
Measured flat. Chest = 1" below armhole. Length = center back neck to hem. Actual garment may vary ±1".
🐾 Pet Tank Size Guide
| Size | Chest | Length | Best For |
|---|---|---|---|
| M | 15-18" (38-46 cm) | 12-16" (30-41 cm) | Beagles, Corgis |
| L | 20-24" (51-61 cm) | 16-20" (41-51 cm) | Labs, Goldens |
| XL | 24-28" (61-71 cm) | 20-24" (51-61 cm) | German Shepherds, Huskies |
Measure your dog's chest at the widest point and back length from collar to tail base. When between sizes, size up.