The Chief Treat Officer & Chief Treat Tester Duo | 2 Matchy Mutts
The Chief Treat Officer & Chief Treat Tester Duo | 2 Matchy Mutts
Heads up — this is a 2-piece matching set!
You'll see TWO sets of dropdowns below: one for the human hoodie and one for the dog tank. Pick the color and size for each item — because one order, two legends.
No, you're not seeing double. Yes, you need to fill in both. That's the whole point.
Corporate structure. Domestic chaos.
You handle procurement, distribution, and floor cleanup. They handle tasting, judging, and aggressive lobbying for seconds. You get paid in tail wags and a face that says "you are the greatest human alive." They get paid in treats. Everyone's overpaid. Nobody's complaining.
You: Chief Treat Officer. Middle management never looked this good.
Them: Chief Treat Tester. A title they take offensively seriously.
Human hoodie: S–3XL, 6 colours | Dog tank: M/L/XL
Ships from Printify. Allow 5–10 business days.
📏 Human Hoodie Size Guide
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" (46 cm) | 27" (69 cm) |
| M | 20" (51 cm) | 28" (71 cm) |
| L | 22" (56 cm) | 29" (74 cm) |
| XL | 24" (61 cm) | 30" (76 cm) |
| 2XL | 26" (66 cm) | 31" (79 cm) |
| 3XL | 28" (71 cm) | 32" (81 cm) |
Measured flat. Chest = 1" below armhole. Length = center back neck to hem. Actual garment may vary ±1".
🐾 Pet Tank Size Guide
| Size | Chest | Length | Best For |
|---|---|---|---|
| M | 15-18" (38-46 cm) | 12-16" (30-41 cm) | Beagles, Corgis |
| L | 20-24" (51-61 cm) | 16-20" (41-51 cm) | Labs, Goldens |
| XL | 24-28" (61-71 cm) | 20-24" (51-61 cm) | German Shepherds, Huskies |
Measure your dog's chest at the widest point and back length from collar to tail base. When between sizes, size up.